One Book!!!!!!!!

I am a reader - Never thought I'd say that as I was growing up. But I wanted to let people know that I am almost down to one book!

Status Report on my current Reads:

- Servant of the Bones by Anne Rice -- I'm at the Climactic end I think... almost done and have been trying to read this for two years now off and on. (So almost done!)

- Marked - By Mother/Daughter team PC & Kristin Cast. - Just picked this up at work it was laying around - people read books then set them out... Been reading it for about a month? (So Almost done about 2 chapters left?)

- Insomnia - By Stephen King - This is my first Stephen King book ever! Friend from work was telling me I should read one and see - so she brought it in to me... it's HUGE - but good s0 far, about 200 pages in or so. (May take some time and might end up being my one book!!!)

I've also started a book my friend Dalton bought for me a few years ago on one of his trips home from NY! (Jonathon Strange & Mr Norrell) It's a book about an old society of Magicians and how they challenged a man who was reported to be magical and he said if he did this challenge and proved he could perform magic they would be banned from calling themselves "Magicians" since they only studied it - then he used powers to help in warfare in London... it's very "Sparkly" and little bits of fancy all over - but it's also HUGE and kind of slow going in some spots - though I'd say I am about 300 pages in or so I still am not gonna count this one because I haven't actively read any for almost 8 months now. It may be my next goal.

Someone asked me how I keep the stories straight... I usually do it without a problem. I explained reading multiple books to me is like when you watch different movies or even better as an example would be watching TV - each show is continued with the next chapter the next week... you wouldn't NOT watch another show for fear you would confuse Ugly Betty with this seasons Nip Tuck. You just enjoy what you can when you can!

OK I was glad to almost be down to one book so thought I'd share. thank you! Have a nice day!

No More Screaming and Yelling!

Say it isn't so!!!!!!

Billy Mays is dead? Seriously? NOOOOOOOO! Ok when Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson all died this week I was sad - I even cried earlier today when I heard a song played by MJ -- But NOT my BILLY!!!!!!!!

Man I don't mean this to be disrespectful I'm just commenting - I've blogged in the past about my crush on him - how Billy Mays had this hot smile thick beard and GORGEOUS Body that he used alongside his BOISTEROUSLY loud voice - He did TV selling of all sorts of products. The two most memorable would be OxyClean and Orange Glo. YUM -

But I wanted to try out some new products from the adult store with him and hear how loud he could yell my name! HAHA!

I am sad these people in our lives through celebrity have passed on.. I wish them ALL the best in the afterlife.

Thank you to them too for making our lives a little bit (If not a lot bit) more fun and entertaining and ... well... clean! (Except in my mind!)

That's HOT!

I sleep day time hours - and work Night time hours right now! this will change off and on depending on my work shift.

I got home this morning around 530 am - and I cuddled and chatted with Mike until he headed off to work - He took my car in and I got my oil changed and car washed and somewhat detailed - inside windows washed - my license plate holder attached and tightened - and much more I'm sure - While this was all happening I was at home trying to sleep!

It's been awesome heat wise - this summer has supplied much rain for Colorado - more than normal. But even on hot days we have a swamp cooler that cools the house if we open the right windows

Except today!!! - Today it was hot and muggy (which in Colorado does NOT happen! It's always DRY as bone!) and I could NOT get it to cool down
the Swamp cooler was on high but it wasn't cold - I was groggy and sleepy and couldn't get back to sleep for the hot uncomfortable ness!

Found out later it was on VENT not COOL! DANG IT!

Anyway Gay Pride is this weekend in Denver - Friends from California are in town now - friends from all over town will be meting up - and some dancing is in order -y0u should be fun! You should meet up with us!

Masks at my place!

I think we should all take a moment to enjoy a good Masquerade Ball -

here are some pics for the ball we had at our house a couple weeks ago!

It was fun!



HOT!




Ninja Hot!





Me and My little one!

(Hoody Note:)*********
Have a good day! Oh and keep your eyes peeled for the Sisterhood of the traveling hoody Updates - this John Deer Hoody of mine is about to go on an adventure!

Who knows ... along the way it may get a new zipper? or a patch added to it? I don't know - but it's gonna have fun and we're going to follow it!

First stop to be announced... but had been determined!

Move those things down will ya!?

I'm basically writing a quick blog to move the picture of Mike in his silver haired glory with those large Breasticles...DOWN on the page a bit! (my last blog) This way when I open my blog up at work you don't see him all smiles with his proud Boobage in view right away! LOL

SO - at work we always have to figure out odd hours or shifts to cover the place 24 hours a day and 7 days a week for 4 police agencies - and 8 fire departments along with extra ambulance agencies all being monitored for emergent dispatch at the drop of a hat... it's a pain in the butt!

I just voted or "Bid" for the shift I want out of what's left - the list gets chosen by each employee according to their "seniority" or time with the company. Some of these people have been here since I was being popped out of a "vag" into this fine world of ours. So it'll be some time before I'm ever at the top of any lists in this work place! HAHA!

I ended up with a "swing" shift - not days and not Graveyard shift - but from 3pm to 11 pm I'll be working! This is also the LONGEST time frame our Bid will cover - the new shifts begin in July and run all the way to mid January of 2010!!!! Can't believe we're half a year away from 2010!

I'm listening to the Ting Tings right now and they make me happy! (Side note!)

But back to my work schedule - I will not have off for any holidays this year... BUT I DO have off for my daughters 15th birthday so that's AWESOME!

For the first time in over ten years I will be working 5 days with 8 hour shifts each week - rather than 4 ten-hour days or 3 12-hour days~!

I will have off Sunday and Monday each week- which Means I will not be able to go out on Saturday nights - or Friday nights until 11pm if people are out I can try to meet up for a few.

But I'll have all day Sunday off and I'll have Snuggle time each night with Mike.

Anyone want to meet me for breakfast? I'll be off! Hmmmmm-

Cell Phone Costume Shop!

I sent this picture to Mike's dad... for fun... he told me to make sure he's eating his vegetables!



This gives me idea's





and THIS scares me.

Farm Town

SO - I got Mike addicted to farmtown - when I say I -- I mean WE - All the gay guys who we hang out with have been using this application on facebook where you can play like a "Sims" sort of game and you grow and plant your own crops - building up your own farming empire complete with sending each other gifts of farm animals or trees or now they updated it and you can send flowers which need to be watered on some sort of regular basis --

BUT - as soon as I started a farm for Mike... he got all into it.. and tonight - it is gone... The facebook IT team has blogged that they KNOW ABOUT IT and that they were working on the problem-- some sources advised it had been hacked and was all gone. Others advised it was to due with the updates...

WELL, I've recently been able to buy a wishing well, a HUGE red barn - some new pathways - and I got many roosters (cocks) from friends... I got a BBQ with food on it - and a small house.. and ALL my crops were about ready to be harvested... and T"S GONE!~?

WTH?

But my boss at work Just told me it's back up and my crops are still there and ready to be harvested.... I hope I have time ... I don't go to lunch until 3 am- still 30 minutes away! Wish me luck! I'm so relieved!

The Sisterhood of the John Deer Hoodie!

It's amazing how in "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" stories these pair of jeans fit all the girls in the group - from Carmen's wide "hippy" full figure - (Played by Ugly Betty's America Ferrera) to the slim jock legs of B (Played by Blake Lively of Gossip Girl) and may others... Now I can relate...

So I don't have the pictures of it yet but we spent the first half of Sunday at a Good Guys Car show! All Hot rods and show cars in different states of repair and remake and remodelling... I'll post some of those too... but - here's what happened - I had a hoody - I'm ALWAYS hot - but I was wearing it and I wasn't too uncomfortable - BUT It was getting cooler and beginning to rain a little off and on... Carl and Will didn't have hoodies like Dalton Mike and I - so I offered Mine up - it's HUGE so it'll be too big... but it fit! And then later that day we went to the beer bust and almost everyone found it fit them just right too... Here's proof!

Warning: Hoody is addictive and should only be enjoyed in small doses...

First we have Frank sending Love in Hoody... Lip service!

But then Stevie sees how comfy and comforting it looks and he has to try it ...he is pleasantly surprised!

Brent grabs the hoody for his turn and he can't help but be amazed by it's warmth and full cranium coverage!

Stevie can't take it though... he HAS to have Hoody BACK! Immediately!!!

Carl sees how much it's turned Stevie and everyone else into tough men even though we're at a gay bar and he HAS to have a go....

So tough! He snaps gum and everything!

So of course since Stevie's addicted obviously he's harder with each go...

YO!

But if you look behind him you can see Will is excited for his turn... It is such fun - His gang name is "Hooded!"

It doesn't react the same on everyone... Our friend Warren here is attacked by the lust but it goes a whole new direction here....

Ole'!

So Nick can't help it... but as you can see he's trying to fight the urge and the hoody...

But he gives in!

Then there's Chair... LUSH! Hoody SLUT!

Too Many Beef Sticks!

So my sisters birthday is right now... My little sis is now officially 30 years old! Dirty thirty!

This weekend we hosted along with our neighbors, a HUGE masquerade party in our adjoining yards! Huge tents put up - some cool lights lit up the multiple trees... we had fire pit and music playing... and FOOD! Tons of food!

My house housed so much food... BBQ Burgers, Spaghetti, Chips, dips, veggies all freshly cut, garnish trays, cheeses and meats... and BRATWURSTS!!! Tons of brats! All boiled in Beer before they were reheated fresh on the Grills. SO GOOD! Add some Kraut and some mustard... SET! So good... Everyone loved all the food but we over bought... We now have HUGE bags full of Brats... I've even brought a huge bag of them to work... People take turns helping out so people can run to the kitchen to heat up a sausage or two and bring it back in to eat.

I had some at the party... then had some the next night while munching. Mike came home from work last night and he made Brats and Rice ... only to find out he'd ALSO cut up brats and put them IN the rice too! SO GOOD!

I need more recipe's that we can use for the Brats... ideas? LOL Did I mention my mom, sister and daughter leave for a week in Hawaii and we'll be eating them ourselves here soon!? Hmmmm.

Excorcisms and Flashy Bandits

It's always good to know your friends...

Cell Phone Sunday

Pics from my poor cell phone camera...

These are all confiscated ivory carved sex toys kept on the wild life reserve... DIRTY! But beautiful