Cougar Radio

While working we some times have down time. In reality that's good for the general public because it means they're not having death - murder or in general any emergencies!

It allows us time to bounce jacked up songs or idea's off each other. One co worker calls some of our older ladies that we work with his Cougars! They love it! He discusses how he loves one ladies hot C-PAP lines from her oxygen tubes at night when she comes in... he tells another how her smokers voice is the sexiest thing and that they should go to Tijuana together! (She tells him no saying "You'd leave my old ass there!")

Well recently he's come up with the concept of a "Cougar" radio station! Randomly he'll sing jingles for it! Or in his best radio announcer voice he spout off "All cougar! All the time" Followed by multiple people in the room making cougar like cat growling attack noises!

Recently they made a "cougar Barbie" commercial that'd been sent around in emails! It was awesome! Two girls played with cougar Barbie while she seduces a pack of unaware frat boys into her house and then didn't let them leave - with her belly hanging over her too low rise jeans and her short ratted hair stiff as she snuck up to block the doorway as some of the boys tried to leave... she also entertained those frat boys with a nice seductive dance to the tune of "Small town Girl" by Journey!

So now that song gets performed a few times a night! --- Enjoy








All COUGAR RaDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sing it!)

92.9 The Cougar RRRROOOWWWWRRRRRRRR!

Cougar Barbie Knows all the LATEST dance moves!